What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
16.06.2025 04:05
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Sure.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
What movies have not aged well?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Do you have any problem dating a younger man?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Me : Thank you.
Me : No
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : I'm 24.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : I don't drink
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Tea ?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.